36.5 // via Samsung Instinct M800: In Toilet Bidet
As an addition to the post below, I think it’s educational to post a detail of the presidential-suite throne. This is what you can see to the immediate left of the pot on the last photo I posted (to the user’s right). It’s a water spray to clean the … aherm … front, and …aherm … rear. (As is so conveniently illustrated.)
It also comes with a pressure control.
I’d like to note that I did not test this. The risk of spraying my suit and thus appearing to the wedding party to have soaked myself dans la lavatoire was just too damn high. I was also slightly disturbed at the illustration’s indication the spray would come directly out of the commode using, well, wastewater.
But, in the interests of journalistic acumen, I felt it needed to be documented.