A Diary of Small Things

In everyone's life, even in the darkest places, there is something that brings them happiness. My name is Cliff Cumber, and this is my attempt to find those moments and catalog them day-by-day with a photo, a drawing, a line or two.

If you feel inspired, I hope you'll join me. One moment of joy, every day.

Apr 6
36.5 // via Samsung Instinct M800: In Toilet Bidet

As an addition to the post below, I think it’s educational to post a detail of the presidential-suite throne. This is what you can see to the immediate left of the pot on the last photo I posted (to the user’s right). It’s a water spray to clean the … aherm … front, and …aherm … rear. (As is so conveniently illustrated.)

It also comes with a pressure control.

I’d like to note that I did not test this. The risk of spraying my suit and thus appearing to the wedding party to have soaked myself dans la lavatoire was just too damn high. I was also slightly disturbed at the illustration’s indication the spray would come directly out of the commode using, well, wastewater.

But, in the interests of journalistic acumen, I felt it needed to be documented.

36.5 // via Samsung Instinct M800: In Toilet Bidet

As an addition to the post below, I think it’s educational to post a detail of the presidential-suite throne. This is what you can see to the immediate left of the pot on the last photo I posted (to the user’s right). It’s a water spray to clean the … aherm … front, and …aherm … rear. (As is so conveniently illustrated.)

It also comes with a pressure control.

I’d like to note that I did not test this. The risk of spraying my suit and thus appearing to the wedding party to have soaked myself dans la lavatoire was just too damn high. I was also slightly disturbed at the illustration’s indication the spray would come directly out of the commode using, well, wastewater.

But, in the interests of journalistic acumen, I felt it needed to be documented.


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