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27 // via Samsung Instinct M800: If guinea pigs can fly
Hollah. Waddup? I’m Oreo. I live in the house of this dude who writes the blog. He don’t own me, you know. My mom’s this Cliff-dude’s daughter. She pretty cool. He? Not so much. S’OK for a granpa, I guess.
I get three hots ad a cot, so life’s OK. Well, not hot. But you know what I mean. Sorta dry ‘n’ grainy. Oh, and a salt lick. And I gets brought out for exercise ev’ry day. Sometimes I poop on this here towel, just because. So it’s all good. Word.